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All content, statements, and materials presented on the Page, including but not limited to text, images, and multimedia, are intended solely for humorous and entertainment purposes. The content is explicitly satirical and fictional in nature and shall not be construed as factual, defamatory, or representative of any real-world events, persons, or entities unless expressly stated otherwise.
The creator(s) of the Page (hereinafter referred to as "the Creator") shall not be held liable for any use, misuse, or interpretation of the content contained herein. Under no circumstances may the content of the Page be used against the Creator in any legal, personal, or professional capacity, including but not limited to lawsuits, claims, demands, or proceedings of any kind, whether civil, criminal, or administrative.
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These ToS shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of California, without regard to its conflict of law principles. Any disputes arising under these terms shall be resolved exclusively in the courts of Alameda County.
If any provision of these ToS is found to be invalid or unenforceable by a court of competent jurisdiction, such provision shall be severed from the remainder of these ToS, which shall remain in full force and effect.
The Creator reserves the right to modify or update these ToS at any time without prior notice. Your continued use of the Page following such changes constitutes your acceptance of the revised terms.
Last Updated: March 02, 2025