Jacob’s Gyatt Breaks World Twerk Record

March 6, 2025 – Rio de Janeiro, Brazil – Jacob’s massive gyatt has shattered the Guinness World Record for the longest continuous twerk, clocking in at 24 hours and 17 minutes during Carnival festivities. The performance, held at Copacabana Beach, caused a 3.9 magnitude tremor that rattled South America and sent samba dancers into a frenzy.

Guinness adjudicator Maria Santos declared, “We’ve never witnessed a gyatt with such endurance and seismic impact. Jacob’s twerk has redefined human potential—and structural engineering.” The event drew millions, with fans chanting, “Gyatt for glory!” as Jacob’s jiggle leveled nearby palm trees and registered on seismographs worldwide. Social media dubbed it “The Twerk That Shook the Earth,” with #JacobTwerkRecord trending on X.

Jacob, exhausted but triumphant, stated, “My gyatt’s ready for more—Jiajun’s space mission won’t outshine this!” Fans speculated about a cosmic gyatt-off, but engineers warned of potential global instability if both gyatts twerk simultaneously. Official photos remain elusive—cameras melted under the twerk’s intensity—but updates are coming to the Massive Gyatt Blog at massivegyatt.com. Join the discussion on Discord at https://discord.gg/Ac9rqyxjXx!

The record-breaking twerk has sparked a global twerking craze, with cities planning “Gyatt Challenges” in Jacob’s honor. Stay tuned for more seismic shenanigans!